Feng Shui Horoscope

The Feng Shui Horoscope email says: Take just a minute to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good.

First question: What is your favorite color: Red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

I chose green. I don't think I know a single person who would say that I was relaxed and laid back. My soul might be relaxed, but I most definitely am not laid back.

Tom chose blue. He is not spontaneous, and he only likes, not loves, kisses and affection from me.

Second question: What is your first initial?

If your initial is:

A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

My initial is A. I have a lot of love and friendships in my life. This is bunk. I may have a lot of love. My husband and my kids have to love me. But I don't have any friends.

Tom's initial is T. He doesn't like people and doesn't want to help anyone.

Third question:

What is your birth month?

If you were born in:

JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find your soul mate..

I was born in July. This is ridiculous, too. If I decided to watch the events of my life for the following year, I'm sure something would happen that I could classify as a "major life-changing experience."

Tom was born in March. He'd better not fall in love with someone totally unexpectedly!

Fourth question: Which color do you like more, black or white?

If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

I chose Black. Again, I could look for just about anything this year that happens and call it "my life taking a different direction". This is just very generic and could apply to anyone. My husband picked White. That's another generic statement that could apply to anyone.

Fifth question: Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

This person should be your best friend.

My husband and I both mentioned people with whom we have recently had a lot of interaction. This is another generic response that could apply to anyone.

Sixth question: Your favorite number?

This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.

Again, not true. My husband doesn't have any friends because he just doesn't really like people. I don't have any friends because I'm weird.

Seventh question: Do you like California or Florida more?

If you chose:

California : You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.

Of course my husband and I picked California! We both live here!

Eighth question: Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

If you chose:

Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

We both picked the ocean. We live by the ocean. If we liked lakes more, we'd move by a lake. I'm spontaneous, my husband is not. I like to please people, he could care less.

Ninth: Write down a wish (a realistic one).

This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next Birthday.

Hahahaha!!! I hate these! I wished that I would be able to buy a house within the next 5 years. My husband wished for a sailboat. I guess neither of us will get what we want because NEITHER OF US ARE GOING TO MAIL THIS TO ANYONE!