Actually, I'm not really THAT excited. I mean, I'm excited, but I was more excited when I was turning 10. Birthdays aren't as exciting when you know you're getting old and saggy. Man, I really feel bad for people over 24. They must REALLY not look forward to their birthdays...
Anyways. I don't know what I'm gonna do to celebrate my birthday. I know that on the 15th (my birthday) I'm flying up to Northern California with my soccer team for a tournament. My first time on a plane. Woo hoo.
I know that I'm going to FORCE everyone I know to buy me presents. Not really force them, but guilt them into buying me stuff. I should really take advantage of situations like birthdays and Christmas to get free stuff. I'll just tell someone I know something like,"My birthday is coming up in like 3 weeks!" And they'll be like "Oh, wow, really?" And I'll be like,"Yeah, but I don't think I'm gonna get many presents.." And then be all sad for the rest of the day. And then they'll be like,"Aww, I'll get you a present you cute little girl."
Yeah, I have it all planned out, the conversation and everything. It'll work perfectly.
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