Kids are gross.
I can't sit on my couches because they are so dirty. My kids like to come in and rub dirty hands, feet, and bodies all over them. We don't let them eat on them, but somehow, there are food crumbs all in them.
My walls have to be wiped down at least once a month. The entire neighborhood likes to touch every single wall as they walk by it. I end up with black finger streaks all over them.
Nothing stays clean for more than 5 minutes. When I am cleaning one room, my 1 1/2 year old is destroying another room.
Now, let me tell you my most FAVORITE gross out of all.....
BIG BOOGERS on the WALL!
I am still not certain how they end up there. Nobody does it. It's amazing. Maybe there really are aliens and they like to come into MY house and wipe big green hard boogers on MY walls.
One day the aliens will grow up and move out. They will have families. I hope that they have children that wipe boogers on their walls and say "NOT ME."
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Lucky for me I didn't have kids wiping boogers on the walls, although I have one kid who wipes his nose on his fingers/arms/hands and then wipes them off on himself/the couch/his bed. If you hadn't had more than one kid, you would be more readily able to distinguish whose boogers were hanging.
As to dirty walls, I give up on that one. I would wipe and wipe and wipe. Even now, the two youngest ones, who aren't even that young (10 and 13), come to my office and when they leave, I see dirty hand prints on the walls.
Maybe have a rule that every time they come in from outside, they have to wash their hands.
This really makes me want to have children.
Glad I could help! :)
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