Sabotage

What did I find sitting on my desk just waiting for me to arrive to work?

This:



I swear I heard it calling my name before I even walked in the door.

Would you like to know how many points are in this box of M&Ms? Twelve.

Twelve points!

That is half my daily target. Actually, more than half since I've had to limit myself the last few days to try and undo some damaging PMS binging. (Sorry men.)

Someone is trying to sabotage me!