Today I woke up especially sleepy. I stumbled out of bed, and slumped against Hubs who was trying to brush his teeth."I'm really sleepy this morning," I mumbled incoherently against his shoulder. He rolled his eyes, completely unsympathetic. I guess it's only fair to mention that Hubs hears those same five words every morning.
After he pushed me away, I made my way into the bathroom and spent a moment admiring my hideous monster-like mass of tangled hair while I let the water heat up. Sometimes I'm truly impressed by what my hair can do to itself while I'm asleep. (I can't imagine what it's like for Hubs... waking up each morning and never knowing what horrifying thing will wake up next to you... poor guy...)
Now I sit here, sipping much needed coffee, pretending it's a Tall Skinny Caramel Latte from Starbucks and not the crapeteria "coffee" it actually is. (The "" imply that I'm not really sure it is coffee. Get it?)
I'm still sleepy and quite grumpy, too. I feel bad for my co-workers, but worse for my friends who will actually have to listen to me.
I really hate you morning people. You who wake up smiling, imaginary birds singing, sun shining even when it's cloudy. It's not natural. It's disgusting.
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Yeah.. I don't think I'm a morning person either. I always forget how to snooze my alarm in the morning, so I end up unplugging it to make it shut up. I usually spend about 10 minute in my closet just staring at my clothes. Not deciding what to wear. Just standing there staring.After I get breakfast, I sometimes even put the cereal back in the fridge and the milk back in the cupboard.
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