When I'm nervous...

I talk to everyone in my presence. I be myself. I could care less. I know I'm going to be a spectacle, so I'm going to be the grandest spectacle there ever was!

And I talk to people. I ask questions (causing myself to appear to be ignorant), I say what I think about the matter at hand (causing myself to appear to be even more ignorant), and I walk around a lot and play with my cell phone (causing myself to appear to think I am somehow important). (And btw, I don't play with it to appear to be important, I play with it because I have nothing else to do and I'm usually bored.)

Maybe I should moon people instead. Either that will cause me to appear more ignorant or more important (to the sheriff, that is).