Stories of Weird Kids

I can NEVER find ANYTHING to post about so.. here's something completely random and totally stupid that you'll either hate or enjoy. And in case you haven't figured it out, this post is going to be a list about weird kids that I know. And I know this is kind of mean. Well actually it's not, these kids are WEIRD.

Kid number one...

Incident number one: My friend had just bought pizza for lunch at school. As we were walking to go sit down at a table, some short kid with brown hair SPRINTS up to us screaming,"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!" and "bloogabloogablooga" at the same time (is that possible?) really really loud. And no, he wasn't doing it for his friends. He wasn't doing it as a joke either. I swear. Once he gets to us he tried to take my friend's pizza. He almost gets it but she smacks his hand away and he runs away. It was really weird. It is a true story too. I swear I did not exaggerate this story. Or any of the following.

Incident number two: I was sitting in the office at school (no, I wasn't in trouble) and I saw that same kid. He was walking to go out of the office. Once he gets to the door he pushes it when it says pull. I really was in a daze, or else I would have told him to pull the door instead of push it, but instead all I could do was watch. I wasn't even laughing. By now he is like ramming into the door. I'm still just staring. Finally, the lady that works at the front desk says,"You have to pull." and glares at me like I'm some kind of evil creature for not telling him.. which I guess I am one. But anyways, the weird part in this story is that the kid rammed into the door. Not that he didn't know that the door said pull instead of push. I've even done things like that.

Kid number two...

Incident number one: I was walking to school by myself at a fast pace. This kid is walking to school too, while reading a book (how the heck to you walking to school and read at the same time? Oh yeah but that's not the weird part). As I pass him, since he's walking slower than me, he starts picking up his speed to match mine. I am walking a whole lot faster than him too, so it's not like he speeds up a little. No, he DRAMATICALLY increases his speed. So I slow down a lot. And he does the same. This pattern goes on for about 1 more minutes until he finally stops but it was really weird. But things get a LOT weirder...

Incident number two: I was walking home from school and saw him peeing in a bush accross the street.

Incident number three: My friend found a comic story he wrote by himself and it was about people getting shot in the head... creepy...

Incident number four: I was walking home with Tristan and I see the kid about 20 feet behind us riding on a bike. I tell Tristan,"Dude, this kid is weird." Right after the kid passes us he runs straight into a bush! And he was going really fast!! Like, he just RAMS right into the bush. As we walk by him we ask him if he's ok, which he is, but about 10 feet later we look back and he is stuck in the bush.

I don't know why I wrote this post, but it must be because I can't think of anything else to write and I am WAY behind you guys. Oh well. And I promise I didn't exaggerate any of this stories. PROMISE.

Oh yeah and Jenny says hi and to call her anytime.